Eric Haines


Eric Haines

Comedian Eric Haines is part comedy show, part rock concert, and part twisted, bizarre circus. A born entertainer, he is an award-winning comedian and multi-talented performer with amazing abilities as a singer, guitarist, banjo player, marionette puppeteer, unicyclist, juggler, and stilt walker. With over twenty years experience as an all-around entertainer, including over ten years as a professional comedian, his act is ideal for corporate parties, business meetings and company Christmas parties. In 2004 Haines won both the Northwest Comedy Competition and Laugh Across America Variety Comedy Competition. Haines also brings a down-home sensibility to his act, with songs and routines about his Montana upbringing.

What people say about Eric Haines:

“You da bomb.”“Weird Al” Yankovic

“Engaging, honest, and heartfelt – you will love him.”Louie Anderson

Las Vegas Comedy Festival review: “I was exhausted just watching him. But the audience thought he was hysterical – and that means he did his job, and exceptionally well, if the laughs were any indicator.” – Ken Pringle, editor,

“Eric, Great, Great, Performance!! You were perfect for what we were looking for. We loved your audience participation, and how fast paced everything was. I will be recommending you to others often.”Dan Briscoe, Vice President, Business Development, Apollo Sheet Metal

“Eric Haines opened the 6th annual Comedy Benefit Fundraiser with creativity, laughter and sheer craziness. His act kept the audience involved and on their toes. His professionalism was wonderful!” – Bridget Branson, Big Brothers and Sisters of Central Oregon

“Mr. Haines, You performed at a function in our town recently for a bunch of soldiers that just returned from Iraq, … I would just like to let you know that it was by far the best function I have been to (except my wedding) . The entire company was in agreement, that it was great. I have received numerous comments on just how fun you made the event. I would like to extent a great big thank you from us here at HHC 116th Engineer Battalion.”SFC Robert Oliver

Selected clients include:

National Association of Building Industry Executives
Stihl Northwest Sleep Country U.SA.
Building Association of Nevada and Colorado
Beaches Beauty Supply
Blue Cross Blue Shield
Cenex Land O’Lakes (MN)
Holiday Stationstores
U.S. Army, Navy and Air Force